It's 2017. I'm A Dude. And I'm Watching Grey's Anatomy For The Very First Time.

Ep. 1: Meredith Grey screws over her Asian doctor friend by taking the surgery she said the Asian doctor could have. In the end, somehow the Asian doctor is the one who goes to Grey to apologize for her behavior.

Ep. 2: Meredith Grey throws an Asian pediatric doctor under the bus by second-guessing her diagnosis and poaching her infant patient. In the end, the Asian pediatric doctor is the one who apologizes to Grey about her misdiagnosis.

Ep. 3: George says he ordered Chinese food. Meredith Grey angrily screams, "I hate Chinese food!" The Chinese food apologizes to Grey.

TOMORROW: Ep. 4 synopsis to come probably of how Grey the racist and the alt-right show writers clearly hate Asians.